Making a Stealth Camper/Campercar

April 14, 2010

Tonight I’ve made my first attempt at creating a campercar. Yes yes, it doesn’t sound right, I know. But think about it. If theres only one or two of you, and you want to occassionally stay overnight for the surf, or for a photo opportunity, having a true multi-purpose car makes a lot of sense. You get all the benefits of running a lighter vehicle, easier parking than a van, easy on the wallet, low profile, cheap mpg, cheap to run, cheap toll crossings, and can wave goodbye to that rusty old camper that you ‘only ever slept in once last year’.

So what do you think? Basically, it’s my Synergie MPV, running with the seats swivelled round, and one middle row seat with the table, a Sunncamp self-inflating mattress in matching grey, Tesco grey fleece sleeping bag, gas stove with kettle, and various food stuffs hidden in the pockets at the rear of the car, like John West tuna meals, cereal bars, long life stuff. There’s two 2 litre water bottles in the sliding door pockets, and a secret wee bottle for those awkward middle of the night moments. I’ve also bought 3 large Tesco reflective sun blinds, both for privacy and for heat retention, which sucker on to the windows. But ideally I’d like to find a UK source for the base shiney material, I think it’s called reflectix, so I can make up some made to measure window blinds. One UK source is Self Build Motor Caravan Club who are advertising camper curtains and window screens for home-made campers.

Now, I just need to pluck up the courage to sleep in my car, and I can feedback whether my plan is a winner. Or not! Campercar. MPV sleeper. Stealth Camper. Gotta be a name for it.


Keeping it in the family

April 13, 2010

Guess what? I was pleased to see our friends from Exeter buy a Synergie on
my recommendation in 2008, but even better news this week is that my brother’s taken the plunge and bought a 2000 model HDi Citroen Synergie. It’s up on miles at 150k, but I feel confident enough in these cars to predict a long and happy ownership. Just keep changing that oil!

I’ll email him and see if he’ll write a few words around why they chose the Synergie over other 7 seaters like a Bongo, Vauxhall Zafira, Ford Galaxy or Mazda5, and what it’s like to go from an estate car to an MPV.


Ubër high mileage MPV covered 400,000 miles

January 15, 2010
Mega mileage 270,000 MPV

Mega mileage 270,000 MPV

Browsing Ebay tonight I came across a mileage which made me chuckle. Ok, I’ve seen cars with higher miles. But MPVs with proper ‘Astro miles’, you know, been-to-the-moon-and-back miles aren’t overly common. Those sort of miles are normally the provision of sales reps in Ford Mondeos, Lagunas and ex fleet Mercedes taxis.

So I was mighty impressed to see one Peugeot 806 MPV in Farham, Surrey with a superb 270,000 miles on the clock. The owner mentions the cars done ‘mainly motorway miles’, which you’d hope is true! A new clutch and cambelt have been replaced, theres working cruise control and a current MOT too. OK theres only one photo of the car, and how many children have puked up over those 270 big ones? But it’s currently hovering at £100 with only 1 bid, it’s ready to drive away, and will hopefully serve someone very well – perhaps a first time taxi driver with little to spend?

Joking aside, those of us with HDI common rail engines should feel slightly comforted by this ubër high mileage though. It’s reassuring to know the engine is as reliable as hoped. I’m covering 10,000 miles per year – so I’ve got a way to go to beat this distance!

Anyone else got a high mileage MPV out there? Driven your 7 seater round the world several times? HDI or otherwise? I believe the Peugeot 1.9TD engine is capable of racking up an impressive mileage too. Let us all know via the comments button below.

Update: Four hundred thousand mile MPV reaches even higher!
Well this is even more like it guys. Spotted this AM on eBay cars currently with no bids and a starting price of £575.00 is a Synergie with a mileage of, wait for it, 389,000 miles! I must admit, I’d have been sorely tempted to run it for just the last 1500 miles to see that magic 400,000. I emailed the owner to see if he wanted to add anything from his own point of view, and his reply reads:

“Well, I’m a big fan of these vehicles too, previously had a Fiat Ulysee and a Peugeot 806, all diesels, sold both of those with 250000+ on the clock!! You do get to know what’s going to go and what the dodgy sounds mean, certainly buillt to last, not like the C8′s and 807′s which are awful, in my opinion!!”


Making a table for our MPV

January 13, 2010
MPV Citroen Synergie camper table

Our MPV camper table turns our humble MPV into a mobile office or weekend van

Now I know you’ll be thinking ‘A table in a people carrier? You’re kidding, right?’ Well no, it’s serious, and it’s all part of my masterplan to turn our MPV into a truly multi-purpose work-rest-play vehicle.

You see I use my MPV for work during the week, where it has to double as both load carrier, mobile office and client transport (I remove 3 of the 7 seats most of the time). A table makes a lot of sense when you want to do what I do in my car! I have to work on a laptop, and I mean for up to a couple of hours, comfortably! I don’t want to sit with it low down on my lap. And its ideal when you want to have some food, and not just shove stuff in your cakehole and drive off. I mean actually brew up a cuppa, heat some soup, butter bread etc.

So I utilised a good friend during the times he wasn’t busy running his own Travel Health Consultancy and we set to measuring, cutting, planing and ordering legs for what must be one of the very few MPV folding tables in existance.

A local spraying and powder coating firm charged a small fortune spraying the MDF to match the interior, but most of the cost was absorbed by the pricey paint matching service, which cost £50 alone. Next time I’d just say ‘any colour you’ve got in stock please!’

Said friend made some brackets which are screwed into the table underneath and hook down the window channel. It’s not uber stable, but it stayed firm with my Apple Macbook Pro connected to a new 1000W inverter on top whilst I drove round the city centre for 45 minutes yesterday.

I found and bought the folding table leg from the Caravan Store Online for roughly £14.00, and it’s excellent; better than expected with a handy little catch to release the leg into it’s folded flat position. We cut it to 22″ to fit in the Synergie.

MPV car Synergie Citroen converted to mobile office/camper

Office on wheels: MPV with new table for working away from studio


Gap in the market?

September 18, 2009

I’m beginning some research, or at least planning to begin searching whether car manufacturers (globally) are producing a genuinely practical do-it-all recreational vehicle, in a similiar vein as the wonderfully thought out Synergie heralded here.

Niche markets are generally a no-go for the big car makers; we all understand that to remain profitable they must sell in volume – any quirky concepts that vary from what is percieved as a normal vehicle represent risk, and therefore remain as concepts.

Buyers looking for something a bit out of the ordinary are catered for by a small industry (in the UK at least) of custom interior and exterior Coachwork specialists, who for a price will bedeck your vehicle with an expanding roof, a hard modular floor with sliding ‘rock and roll’ bed, even a kitchen sink. They do a wonderful job, but there are negatives. The final vehicle price once converted into a camper or dayvan can soar in excess of £30,000. The vehicle height can exceed the maximum height permitted in many city car parks. The vehicles can feel ‘overburdoned’ with luxuries, many of which make the interior seem more like a prissy show home and unsuitable for the knocks and bangs of regular family use. And one of the biggest issues with interior conversions are the common loss of the ability to carry any more than 4-5 people – where’s a big cars usefulness as everyday transport if you can only ever carry 4 people?

I spent a little time browsing our local car dealers, which included some van manufacturers as well. Taking our Citroen Synergie as the benchmark, I quickly discovered how many current cars and vans are missing the basic features I now take for granted. Yes, sliding doors are firmly ‘in’ now, the public have accepted them as beneficial in tight spaces, and they’re even sprouting onto some city cars. But I couldn’t find anything with a pair of front swivel seats on a trip round Renault, Peugeot, Citroen, Ford, Nissan, or Suzuki. Volkswagen had swivel passenger front seats on their stunning show home on wheels T5 California, and some vans as well, as did Mercedes. But harder still was finding something with swivel seats, 5 removable rear seats, a 750-800 mile tank range, capable of 40-50mpg, and most importantly a flat floor.

I did find Volkswagen’s Caddy Maxi interesting, if not a little pricey on the used market. They’re still fetching upwards of £11k at present.

Essentially the kind of use where the Synergie shines is probably suitable for the majority of UK families.

It’s perfect for day trips: the Synergies wide opening doors, a boot which makes a huge shaded cover and sliding doors mean it’s great for arriving somewhere and all piling out. We keep a stove in the back, along with a tiny portable loo for kids.


Cheap ‘campervan’ floor for your MPV

March 3, 2009
Flat floor with new hard surface

Flat floor with new hard surface

We’ve finally found an economic solution to one of the only downsides to having such a wonderfully large walk-thru floor in the Citroen Synergie range. And it will probably work for similiar cars & dayvans such as the VW Sharan, as well as the longer Peugeot 807, Ulysse mkII & the C8.

The problem
Normal car mats just can’t possibly protect the wide open walk ways in our car. The OE items wear quickly, & if you remove some seats & run the car as a day van, what’s needed is a whole protective floor, as seen in various campervans & utility vehicles. We wanted something that was easily removable but tough enough to take constant footfall from muddy users. Oh, and it must be easy to clean.

I got a quote to have a custom horsebox manufacturer fit a hard floor, with slots to allow the seats to be fitted. It was scarey. So, I started looking around for large industrial sheets of thin rubber or foam. And then a chance trip to Mole Valley Farmers depot brought me a relatively cheap solution – cattle ramp protectors. Costing £22 per mat, I calculated I’d need two, one almost fitted the length of the main part of the car, with a second needed to fit out the front of the car.

Fitting it myself

Side of Synergie - swivel seats

Side of Synergie - swivel seats

Now I’m not particularly proud of how I cut the mats to fit – instead of carefully measuring, and because of my impatience I did it with a Stanley knife almost by eye. Luckily it’s all worked out! I cut holes where the seats slot in, and my best suggestion is to cut them but leave one end still attached so they fold up when required, and they’re always there when you need them, as opposed to being left open to catch dirt.

So this is a great solution for us until I can think of something even better. The grey carpets are now protected from damage, from mud & water, I don’t mind throwing bikes and kids in at the weekend knowing that I can now sweep or brush the interior floor before clients see it on a Monday back on the road.

Synergie - doors open, flat floor


In-car DAB radio & iPhone installed

February 10, 2009

After an excessive amount of deliberation over various in-car entertainment solutions that weave together the possibilty of enjoying our collection of iPods, iPhones & portable DVD players in one usable package, we’ve purchased a rather exotic Sony CDX-DAB6650 DAB CD stereo from our local Halfords (who remain excellent at returning & refunding items if we aren’t totally totally happy, and remember to keep all the packaging).

Sony's excellent in-car DABDespite having only basic electrical skills, I coped with fitting the DAB unit myself, and it’s actually quite a simple installation into the Citroen Synergie (& variants) thanks to a large ‘airy’ dashboard with plenty of hiding spaces for AUX cables & 3.5mm jack behind the main instrument binnacle. Love the natty little remote control too.

iPhone friendly
Our perfect iPhone solution in combination with this DAB radio, was to run the iPhone through the headphone socket using a high quality Belkin stereo cable into the back of the head unit, meaning I can control the iPhone easily on the move with it mounted on the Halfords universal PDA screen mount. A call comes in, the stereo fades down to mute, and the iPhone then puts the call through either my speakers, or straight to my o2 bluetooth earpiece. This, for us, is the best all round solution for business use on the move, and for family weekend usage.

There’s a long user review here if you’re interested – and as the unit has been in production since 2006 I considered it ‘well-tested’ by now.



Citroen’s original Evasion press release

January 25, 2009
Citroens own range of images from a 1995 brochure 

Citroen's own range of images from a 1995 brochure

Interesting reading from the Citroen Connection in Canada - Citroen’s own press release that heralded the launch of the Synergie (Evasion was it’s title throughout the rest of the Europe). Here’s a little excerpt:

“An exciting motoring concept, Synergie gives you the freedom to do what you please and go where you please, whenever it pleases you.

Change your plans, and the Synergie’s accommodation plan changes too. An ingenious modular seating system with 52 separate anchorage points allow you to make innumerable variations in its interior layout. In fact, the seats can be reorganised or even removed entirely in minutes. There’s a choice of either five or seven places on LX and SX models or six places on the VSX.”


Accidents will happen…

January 21, 2009

My advice to anyone rushing their de-icing routine in this cold snap is clear; don’t. As the photo (left) will have revealed, I hurriedly left late neglecting to de-ice my furthestmost windows, and reversing on the drive planted my rear offside quarter straight into a tree. The tree you’ll be glad to hear survived. The car, less so.

And we’re only third party…darn it.

However, Craig at Back-2-New in Newton Abbot is now booked to transform my mistake into a distant memory around the 29th January – I’ll post up his handiwork for you to assess after the repair.

UPDATE: See photo (right) – a very nice job from Craig, and at an incredibly reasonable price – his details are 01626 368844. I’m happy again, and the Synergie isn’t being parked tightly up against walls when I’m visiting clients. I’ve made a mental note to reverse slower too. (Just for the record, mileage now standing at 124,251 miles.)


Matching pairs

January 17, 2009

We were delighted to help steer a family friend to an ideal conclusion when choosing a new family car recently.

Coming from a Ford Focus estate, they needed extra interior space and seats in a car ideally no bigger than they where used to: in essence – a Citroen Synergie. Together we traced a local small dealer with an X reg 63,000 miler for sale, and in silver too, our favourite colour of the range, which you can see pictured here back to back with our own Synergie (black windows).

So far the family of 5 have really enjoyed the car, despite having had to rectify a couple of early ownership glitches. New front discs & pads were required along with an alternator & battery, bad luck so early on, but they plan to keep the car so it’s worth biting the bullet.

Matching pairs